Think Positive

This is my first blog and I want to start poitively.Hence the caption is think is positive.O.K.What is positive thinking.I say thinking itself is positive.Oh! What a great start!
When you think positive you get some vibrations around you which are transmitted to people around you.And naturally the total environment in that place become lively.So when you think positive you get vibrations around you.

We get earth quakes when the earth thinks very very very positively and great vibrations are felt around.Can some body suggest my name for nobel prize in physics.

Let me explain some situations and how to think positively during such occassions.
1.You meet with some accident and your fore arm is injured and the bone is fractured.You should think positive about this.Positive means addition.Your bone is broken into two pieces and God has added one more bone to you.So now your bone count is one higher than others.So think positive when you are fractured.

2.You travel by a train.The train is delayed by 3 hours.Think positive.For the same fare of Rs.300 paid by you you are allowed to travel another 3 hours.You are given the opportunity to see some more beggars in the train.You use the dirty toilet 2 more times.You eat some more samosas from the vendor.(Is there a business deal between the driver and the samosa vendor?)
3.Your vallet is lifted by a pick pocket.Think positive.Your vallet is due for a replacement and now you are forced to buy a new one.The thief who has taken has added some more ruppees to his kitty.So this is positive.Another great thing is that he will use your credit card and your credit liability is increased by another 25ooo rupees.Ho!what fantastic positives.
4. You write dirty things in your blog.People get furious and post angry comments.So your popularity is added.
5.You fail in youe exams.Oh!What a fantastic positive opportunity.The rank holder gets opportunity to write exam only once.But you are given opportunity to write many more times.
6.Your wife makes a new dish by seeing a cokkery show in t.v.The same is served to you and you are not even able to swallow it.The irony is that she has used half Kg of cashewnuts and one Kg of ghee.Dont worry.Think positive.You are very much angry.You are not able to cricise her due to natural fear.So you control your anger.You develop this art whenever she she tries some thing new.You learn mind control.Very sooner you become a yoga master.If this dish is served to guests they don come again.So you stand to gain a lot.
o.k.Getting positive in every thing is perfect.But not when you are tested for aids.
That is all now.
Expecting positive comments.